• As he vacated the offices of Rocawear, hip-hop mogul Damon Dash took every piece of furniture, the blinds, and even the doorknobs with him. Be patient; it'll take him till Friday to catalogue and price everything for eBay. [Lowdown (2nd item)]
• Is Katie Holmes' Catholic father more pissed because his daughter has become a Scientologist, or because the unmarried starlet is pregnant with a fake baby? [Scoop]
• Prompted by yesterday's much-ballyhooed (by which we mean "emailed to almost every account on earth") Ubersexual List, Rush Limbaugh accuses U2 frontman and resident Ubersexual Bono of having a mistress then devours an entire bottle of Oxycontin. [Page Six]
• Rich people not allowed to add more height to the multi-million dollar Greenwich Village enclaves, prompting the overdue return of Russian heiress Anna Anisomova to the comfort of gossip columns. [R&M (2nd item)]

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