The Miracle Baby Cometh To The Checkout Stand


Media deep-throating sister site Gawker got their grubby paws on the cover of the Life & Style issue featuring the Holmes-parents-hate-heathen-daughtersnatcher-Cruise story we posted about earlier. We've already seen the pic circulating on the internets, but there's something about that first moment when you glimpse an Evil Bump at the ten-items-or-less line, nestled among the glossy scream headlines about Nicole Richie's efforts to finally get her skeleton on the outside of her body, that truly makes an improbable pregnancy of convenience feel real, you know?