Oh, the Jewmanity!

Shellfish don t fry in the kitchen, pork don t burn on the grills in y alls respective apartments today. But in the face of Yom Kippur, Gawker powers on. Since J.Co and Jesse are at services (read: finishing up their degrees at University of Phoenix Online), the site will be manned by guest editors/sabbath goyim Alex Pareene and Noelle Hancock. Jews: Always gotta be hiring other people to do your shit for you, huh?