Baby Broker-Watching

NB to you crunchy activists: Don't get cute. You might think dressing your little one up in this onesie while you hit the open houses might result in some savings, as if tugging on the heartstrings of some middle-aged realtor is going to help you score a 2BR for under seven figures. But it ain't gonna happen. Motivated brokers want nothing more than to violently sacrifice babies like yours to the CorcoDevil.

Baby Politico [via Curbed]