"Listen, I'm not kidding when I tell you that the Church's new impregnation technology is amazing. We can start a human life without the messy realities of intercourse and grow a baby absolutely anywhere—anywhere! Hey, Katie, it doesn't look like she believes me. Get me pregnant on the inside of my mouth, right now. Just watch, this is gonna blow your mind. Ahhhh..."
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes chat on a film set - Oct. 18th [OHNOTHEYDIDNT]
- Previously: David Copperfield Steals Secrets Of Magical Pregnancy! [Defamer]