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Silly, silly us: This Conde Nast memo has been moldering in our inbox for a few days, repeatedly getting buried behind all the other tips and insults. But now, as we say a quick yisgadal v'yiskadash on this first night of shiva for Andrew Krucoff's tragically departed Conde career, it seems a good time to pass on word of how you can let your child being taking advantage of for the entertainment of craven media planners and the enrichment of the even more craven Newhouses.

This was sent last week to Fairchild employees:

Just a reminder that we want you and your kids, nieces, nephews and pals ages 3-9 to help make a big splash on our launch day, Monday, November 7th. For those of you who haven't RSVP'd already, here are the details:

We'll meet in the lobby of 750 Third Avenue at 3:30pm sharp to don Cookie sweatshirts and hop on big yellow school buses to visit two of New York's top advertising agencies, where the kids will hand-deliver copies along with balloons and cookies (of course) to our top clients. What a photo op!!

What a photo op, indeed — assuming your baby's not too fat.

The complete memo is after the jump.

[Got other CNP memos? Send 'em over, no matter how inconsequential. But make sure not to use your work email! Do it for Krucoff.]

Just a reminder that we want you and your kids, nieces, nephews and pals ages 3-9 to help make a big splash on our launch day, Monday, November 7th. For those of you who haven't RSVP'd already, here are the details:

We'll meet in the lobby of 750 Third Avenue at 3:30pm sharp to don Cookie sweatshirts and hop on big yellow school buses to visit two of New York's top advertising agencies, where the kids will hand-deliver copies along with balloons and cookies (of course) to our top clients. What a photo op!!

Again, here are the details:

Who: Fairchild employees with children 3 to 9

What: the Launch of Cookie Magazine

When: 3:30-5pm, Monday, November 7

Where: Begins and ends at 750 Third Avenue

If you're planning on coming and haven't done so already, please don't forget to RSVP to Jasmine Yu this week so we can save you a seat on the bus!

Eva Dillon
VP/Publisher
Cookie
(212) 630-XXXX

All the Best for your Family

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