We've been peacefully sleeping through this election season (should the suspense of who might lose to Bloomberg be killing us?), but the Rent Is Too Damn High Party tackles the compelling issues while providing the entertainment we've been so desperately craving. According to the the party's website, New York's problem is simple:
There are over (25) Twenty Five Thousand Newly Rented Apartments, Available, Now Renting in the Williamsberg Section of Brooklyn, NY. as is all throughout the (5) Five Boro's. But... they are only being Rented to the Jewish People.
Oh, hell yeah. If we just got rid of the Jewish People, imagine all the available housing!