As If Mary-Kate Would Even Eat a Tootsie Roll

We're not sure when the following incident occurred, but we suppose it was before miniature tycoon Mary-Kate Olsen fled higher education for the mindless safety for the West Coast:

NYU girl: So my friend had a class with Mary-Kate—
NYU boy: Uh huh.
NYU girl: —and they were all going around saying what their favorite books were. But when it got to Mary-Kate, she just said, "Well, my favorite candy is a Tootsie Roll."

Oh, the poor thing. Maybe she shouldn't have dropped out.

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