We have no idea who Justin Patrick Schwinghamer is, or even if that's his real name, but after receiving these photos of his Tom Friedman-inspired Jack-0-Latern, we can surmise at least one thing: This is the face of TimesSelect.

Introducing the 'Moustache of Understanding' Jack-o-Latern

Happy Halloween, kids.

[Bigger pictures after the jump.]

Introducing the 'Moustache of Understanding' Jack-o-Latern

Introducing the 'Moustache of Understanding' Jack-o-Latern

Introducing the 'Moustache of Understanding' Jack-o-Latern

Introducing the 'Moustache of Understanding' Jack-o-Latern