From the always-interesting lost and found section on Craigslist:
i lost my wedding band thursday, october 27th. approx 6pm at soho house.
i left it in the men's bathroom on the 6th floor.
generous REWARD for return.
And we're betting he's yet to find the ring. Such a shame — what kind of world do we live in when a man can't even safely remove his wedding band to peacefully finger-fuck a nice young lady in the bathroom of a private club?