Not Even Soho House Is Safe

From the always-interesting lost and found section on Craigslist:

i lost my wedding band thursday, october 27th. approx 6pm at soho house.
i left it in the men's bathroom on the 6th floor.
generous REWARD for return.

And we're betting he's yet to find the ring. Such a shame ā€” what kind of world do we live in when a man can't even safely remove his wedding band to peacefully finger-fuck a nice young lady in the bathroom of a private club?

REWARD Lost White Gold Wedding Band at Soho House [Craigslist]