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England's Prince Charles and his newish bride, Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall, have come to America to schmooze and, according to Chaz, "celebrate these longstanding and very special links between our two countries." Thus far, this has involved a visit to Ground Zero, meeting with relatives of the 67 Britons killed on 9/11, dedicating a stone, partying at the MoMA, and, according to Google News, 1,111 articles related to these fascinating events. Add to that the obligatory appearance of Page Six editor and royal commentator Richard Johnson on the Today show and Drudge's close attention to Camilla's dress count, and we have media delirium.

Bowles 'Em Over [NYDN]