What's On Paris Hilton's Ass? Post-Halloween Edition


There's really no more satisfying way to kick off a Wednesday morning than to take an inventory of items affixed to Paris Hilton's ass. The tail is a clear indication to potential mates that she's ready to screw like a rabbit, but the nearby birth-control patch suggests that this bunny doesn't completely ignore her reproductive health. Not pictured: twin tubes of Astroglide replacing the costume's original set of boring, fuzzy ears.