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When we walk by the free paper newsboxes, we tend to black out from the overwhelming scent of piss — so we just recently saw the October/November catalogue for the Learning Annex. The Gastineau Girls, James Patterson, Ludacris, the Chronicles of Narnia, AND Star Jones? We think we've got a record here for the highest number of fascinatingly inane features on a single cover.

(For interested parties — and we know there are at least 5 of you out there — Jones's course is December 6th, where she'll give you the "tools to unleash the Star in you." Assuming you'd want such a thing.)

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