Just in case you're so pathetic as to not be on top of these things, we'd like to quickly remind you that today is Vogue EIC Anna Wintour's 56th birthday. We're sure her minions are preparing an exquisitely awkward gathering in her office later this afternoon, complete with 56 candles shoved in a slab of undercooked filet. Time to celebrate!
As for you, the common folk, we recommend sending her a stylish e-card (email@example.com). For inspiration, feel free to check out the kind words we sent her. And don't bother sending flowers — you'd just fuck up the arrangement anyhow.