From today's Gatecrasher, a new frontier in blind itemization: Ben Widdicombe's Friday Word Puzzle!
Seann William Scott and Topher Grace are said to be close to a $1.2 million Paramount deal for a buddy movie they're pitching, whose unprintable name rhymes with "Block Mockers."
Block Mockers?! We're stumped. Possible guesses:
• Lock Shockers
• Clock Sockers
• Mock Rockers
• Rock Knockers
• Crock Hockers
• Jacques Lockers
But none of those make sense! Oh, Ben Widdicombe, you tricky sonuvabitch.