Perhaps filled with the joy of impending parenthood and feeling momentarily generous, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes allowed Holmes's ex-fiancé Chris Klein some time outside of their dungeon. The former actor stretched his legs, enjoyed the sunlight, and assured the world that Cruise had nothing to do with their break-up:
"Her being with Tom has nothing to do with her and I discontinuing our relationship," Klein said in an interview to air Monday night on "Access Hollywood."
"People move forward, people move on, it's what we do," the 26-year-old-actor said. Klein and Holmes called off their engagement earlier this year after dating for five years.
"For me, what we had was very, very special, and I hope that she's making decisions that are making her happy and that she doesn't have people in her life leading her astray from what she wants and what she believes," replied Klein when asked about Holmes becoming involved in Cruise's faith of Scientology.
Having strayed from the carefully constructed talking points prepared by Cruise's new PR team by touching on the sensitive subject of Holmes's new faith, Klein was immediately stun-gunned by a Cruise associate, ball-gagged, and stuffed in a steamer trunk. Klein has since promised to be better behaved at his next media furlough, and Cruise's publicist is expected to invite him for probationary photo-ops at the couple's wedding.