Donald Trump Is Kvelling

We were so happy for Donald Trump after reading the Times wedding announcements this weekend. Not so much because his son Donald Jr. got married — it's a nice thing, sure, but in that family a new bride is nice only the same way a new car is — but rather because of what the announcement allowed us to learn about young Donnie. To wit: He's 27, and already he has married his first model and also obtained a thoroughly ridiculous head of hair.

Dad must be so very proud. Especially of the hair.

Vanessa Haydon, Donald Trump Jr. [NYT]