Sometimes Anderson Makes It Too Easy, Cont'd.People's Sexiest Man Alive issue is out today, and, while we already knew Matthew McConaughey is the winner, we're for the first time discovering that Anderson Cooper is a ranked runner-up. [Click on the photo at right to enlarge.] We're not surprised by his inclusion — both because he is, objectively, sexy, and also because his fucking publicity blitz is everywhere — but we are, as always, surprised by some of his quotations, all of which are at least moderately gay. Then there's this one:

Makeup: "Eye cream seems so expensive. I can't believe it really works. Then I feel like if I start using it, I will grow dependent on it, and if I stop, my eyes will stretch out."

Yep, that's the problem with eye cream, Anderson. It's too expensive.

Coopie's full blurb is after the jump.

Sometimes Anderson Makes It Too Easy, Cont'd.

Sexiest Men Alive [People]
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