We put on a good show the other day, didn't we? Yahoo deal means nothing! Our content won't change at all! You're all overreacting! We were so convincing, we even believed ourselves. As our slutty sister discovered today, we were wrong:

Wonkette: Go **** Yourself


Trust us, we're as disappointed as you are. This whole thing really sucks dick.

Cheney's Real Name [Wonkette]
Earlier: Gawker Media Has Not Been Sold