Nick and Jessica: Finally, Officially, Honestly Over

We here at Gawker are never — never — happy to see the dissolution of a celebrity marriage. Love in Famousville doesn't come easy, and we are nothing but sympathetic to the countless hearts broken by the glare of the spotlight.

That being said, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have released a joint statement to Us Weekly announcing their separation.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

EXCLUSIVE: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Announce Separation To Us Weekly [Us Weekly]