• Santa Claus is coming to town! And he's gonna drunkenly slap the ass of anyone who gets in his way. [New Yorkology]
• People are starting to piss off The Bouncer. It would seem a good idea that you not do so. [Clublife]
• We were afraid we were the only ones to feel lonely and depressed and get panic attacks whenever we think about Queens. Turns out we're not alone. [Joseph's Sissy Diaries]
• We'll believe that the "art world avant garde" is moving to Staten Island when MOMA opens a museum there. [The Real Estate]

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