14 Cocaine-Stuffed Condoms Intercepted on the Way to Vatican City

Pope Francis, coolest pope, has not made a statement regarding a package of cocaine that was intercepted by German authorities in January, but the all-white getup is starting to make some sense.

The package, which was simply addressed to The Vatican post office, was seized in January with an "unremarkable" amount of cocaine, about 12 ounces stuffed in 14 condoms coming from South America. With only 800 residents in the Italian mini-state, speculation begins on who were these nose clams intended for?

Coke pope, coke pope.

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