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    Working the Kinks Out of Your Newsroom

    Feeling stressed? Is all that holiday cheer just bringing you down? Has the weight of a crumbling institution done quite a number on your back? Yeah, that's what we thought — but thankfully, the Gray Lady is looking out for you:

    From: NYTIMES MAIL
    Date: December 1, 2005 3:04:54 AM EST
    To: NY TIMES INTERNET, NY TIMES NOTES
    Subject: Back Rub Program

    BACK RUBS!

    Please Note: To Register You Must Click on the LifeSkills Link Below.

    WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 7TH
    Cafeteria at 43rd Street on the 11th floor
    10:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
    ***
    Evening Slots
    Tuesday December 6th &
    Wednesday December 7th
    Metro Conference Room on the 3rd floor
    6:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m.

    DON'T MISS OUT! REGISTER EARLY!

    And after the Times gives you that back rub, it'll invite you up to its room to listen to CDs and "talk." You know the routine.


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