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Due to the timing of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's breakup announcement — late last Wednesday evening, after most celebrity weeklies have their new issues closed, and no less than the night before Thanksgiving — it was merely amusing, and not unsurprising, to see last week's issues of Star and Celebrity Living featuring matching stories about Simpson's marriage-saving, nonexistant pregnancy.

But to see the latest issue of Celebrity Living, the one that should've closed an ENTIRE WEEK AFTER THE BREAKUP, still stuck in some strange state of denial? That's just pathetic. And when Bonnie Fuller goes and aborts that baby next week, it'll be downright tragic.

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