Media Christmas: 'Village Voice' Has a White Christmas

Despite their management and merger woes, the Voice had its holiday party last night. A spy reports that things heated up with a sexy dance-off between columnist Tricia Romano, interim EIC Doug Simmons, photo ed Staci Schwartz, and some guy no one knew — Schwartz took all, but we're sure the no-name guy took home some sort of lady prize. Everyone loves the random dude.

As with any office party, the highlight of the evening revolved around full-frontal nudity, courtesy of burlesque dancer Julie Atlas Muz. Muz did a number to Judas Priest, then another to the tune of White Christmas?. The latter performance culminated in her pulling out a bag of (presumably?) fake cocaine, complete with fake snorting and a final dusting of the stash all over her body. Alas, outgoing EIC Don Forst left the soiree before he had a chance to truly appreciate all the fleshy glory he'll be leaving behind.

Update: We have photographic documentation! Pics, which are safe for work if you're at the Voice, after the jump.

Media Christmas: 'Village Voice' Has a White Christmas

Media Christmas: 'Village Voice' Has a White Christmas

Earlier: Gawker's Coverage of Media Christmas