• In New York statues, even the Greek gods are Jewish.
[Joe. My. God.]
• That calendar of half-naked New York City firemen is out. And one of them's even a fireman-slash-go-go dancer. Who knew such a thing existed? [Naked City Boys]
• Ever wondered, particularly when you're stuck trying to get around one on a crowded subway, what a woman could possibly be carrying that fills up such a freakin' enormous purse? Here's your answer, in meticulous detail.
[You Can't Make It Up]