BREAKING! Jessica Simpson Reads The Real Estate Ads!

The celebrity rag game is a cutthroat business. While US Weekly has lately been getting fat feeding on the bloated corpses of mercy-killed celebrity relationships, others have to settle for applying their overly exuberant BREAKING NEWS! tags to slightly less exciting business:

BREAKING NEWS: Jessica Simpson eyes move to New York

In the first clear sign that Jessica Simpson is moving on since she announced her split from hubby Nick Lachey, Life & Style can exclusively report that the blond sensation is house-hunting in New York City!

The good news for L&S, we suppose, is that at least they're not trying to knock her up.