• "The Self-Reflexive Interior Monologue of a Clever McSweeney's Writer Who Enjoys Excessively Long Titles, As He Brainstorms For His Next Work Of Comedy" [Blagg Blogg]
• How to behave at your office holiday party (if you want to get unhired, that is). [Tequila Red]
• Adam Szymkowicz, the 21-year-old Vermont snowborder who won The New Yorker's caption contest this week, has it out with NYC playwright Adam Szymkowicz. Up next: Trading lives right under the noses of their clueless parents and watching the hilarity unfold. [emdashes]
• Starbucks projects giant ad onto Grand Central Terminal, and the tea-drinkers finally cave. [Newsday]
• The real reason Mary-Kate left NYU. [NYU News]

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