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Which New York rock darlings are becoming notorious for their drug consumption? The band regularly utilizes the house drug dealer at a downtown hipster den, where one of the members often indulges his habit of seducing underage babes.

So this applies, really, to anyone with a guitar. Nevertheless, you kittens are hungry for some guessing-game kibble, so we'll put it out there. This time, however, we're asking more of you. Obviously, we'd like your thoughts as to the band in question, but we also want to hear your insights about the venue and naughty member in question. That's a three part answer, gang — send your complete guesses to tips@gawker.com (or post them in the comments), and we'll run them at the end of the day.

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