Today in Blackface Jesus: The Manifesto

We're sure you've been wondering what Blackface Jesus, our wonderfully offensive downtown mascot, has been up to lately. When not cruising his usual hipster spots, it seems that Blackface J has been mixing his carpentry with some global thought. From his MySpace blog:

INTERNATIONAL PEACE DOCTRINE

THE DOCTRINE IS IN THE FINAL STAGES..IT IS A CALL FOR A GLOBAL CEASE FIRE OF ALL NATIONS,RELIGIONS AND GROUPS..IT MUST BE INTRODUCED BY OUR PRESIDENT UNDER A WHITE FLAG TRUCE MEETING..ALL GROUPS WILL SIGN,AND THE ONES THAT DONT WILL THEN POSE A THREAT TO THE WHOLE WORLD..WE WILL SEE WHO IS FOR PEACE AND WHO IS NOT..AND THEN SIDES CAN BE DRAWN...WE MUST END THIS BEFORE IT ENDS US WE ONLY HAVE 7 YEARS TILL THE ASTROID HITS WE NEED TO FIND OUR PEACE BEFORE THAT DAY!

You heard it here first: you're either with Blackface Jesus, or with the astroid. We knew the Adminstration's version didn't sound quite right.

Blackface Jesus's Blog [MySpace]