The Stupid Nepotism of New Fame

It's amazing what constitutes "celebrity" these days. The floodgates have opened now more than ever, and it seems that anyone can be a celebrity so long as they're related to a an already-confirmed celebrity. Ali Lohan, the lazy little sister of Lindsay, is a great example, having now made an official appearance at a celebrity charity event.

Not pictured, but obviously sitting next to happy Ali were her colleagues: Haylie Duff, Jamie-Lynn Spears, Nicky Hilton, Eric Roberts, Charlie Murphy, and Malachy Baldwin.

Makes you long for the good ol' days, when you could be famous just for being a slutty twatblossom.

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