You may think you're hot shit because you got a Christmas card from your dentist, but you're not really a holiday success story unless you snag a season's greeting from someone infamous. Even better if it comes from an entire clan of infamous twits, like the Hiltons. Behold this year's herpes-scented holiday card from Rick, Kathy and the gang — note the use of traditional portrait style, with the family skank positioned in the center.

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