The spanking-new issue of Us Weekly has a fantastic piece on the diet tricks of teen starlet Lindsay Lohan. What timing — Vanity Fair has a similar article in its latest issue. So how does Lindsay stay slim?
• Drink at least 8 glasses of water a day.
• Use some drugs "a little."
• Use cocaine a lot.
• Eat lots of fish and chicken.
• Book Lorne Michaels for your intervention.
• Combine daily cardio workouts with strength training three times a week.