Vanity Fair is really going for something special with its Lindsay Lohan cover story; as if her "shocking" confessions about eating disorders and drugs weren't enough, the photo spread is an over-the-top, mock-scandalous homage to famous 1950s and '60s photographs of starlets. And while a side-boob shot of Lohan may mildly excite the more pathetic amongst you, we prefer her quotes:

Don t ever say this to me, Are you O.K.? It s like Yeah, motherfucker, I m fine.

Yep. Just like a Hepburn or Bardot.

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