Lock your doors and stock up on bottled water: Today's Sun reports that 16 bright-eyed, bushy-tailed little bunnies from the master's program in arts journalism at Syracuse have invaded the island as part of of a 10-day immersion course. During their time here, they will RAPE AND PILLAGE our artistic resources, DEFILE our professional journalists, and FROTH about how they paid tens of thousands of dollars to learn "to take the small journalism jobs and assignments as a means of eventually landing the bigger ones."
And then? After they've reviewed our bands on their blogs and analyzed our plays for their term papers, they will STEAL OUR YOUNG and sell them into SLAVERY. You know, to cover tuition bills.