It's that time of the year again. Time to gather your loved ones to celebrate Thanksgiving's most time-honored tradition.

That's right: Trampling strangers to death in a zero-sum rush for the last remaining ticklish thingamabob that's still not as cheap as it is online.

It's also that time of the year when someone puts together a compilation of clips showing door-busting Black Friday shoppers lose their collective shit at the sight of stuff for sale.

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Before you head out to do your own Black Friday shopping, please watch this and then stay home forever.

[H/T: Devour]