Over the weekend, former Disney superstar Dylan Sprouse changed his Twitter bio to include his latest vocation: "n00d pic dealer."
It seems The Suite Life of Zack & Cody star was sexting with some girl who turned right around and uploaded his nude pics to her Tumblr.
The images quickly spread, prompting Sprouse to issue quite possibly the most chill response ever to a dick pic scandal:
Whoops, guess I'm not 14 and fat anymore— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) December 16, 2013
I messed up... but I'd be a fool not to own up to it. Got to move past it I suppose— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) December 16, 2013
At least you can't see my third testicle— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) December 16, 2013
Sprouse, who, along with his twin brother Cole, was a serious cash cow for Disney during his teen years, left the House of Mouse under less than ideal terms, but has since moved on from that as well.
He was last spotted working as a host at a NYC restaurant to pay his way through school.
Update 6:55 p.m.: Sprouse posted a lengthy response to the nude pic leak on his own Tumblr, and graciously included a copy of the more salacious photo:
[T]he real problem here was not me sending my pictures to someone, but rather, sending them to the WRONG someone. The real travesty is a misplaced trust, and while I am certainly to blame for it, it is a shame that my private life was somehow forcibly dragged into the public’s perception of me. What is wrong is that, generally I try to stay cool and collected with my prose and a role model for kids (maybe not anymore shamefully) and this seemingly inconsequential act will likely affect the youth’s impression of me. Not only that, but I worry somewhat for my artistic integrity, and my academic integrity. Not exactly ideal, but I’m to blame and I’ll look this incident in the eye like a man. I did it, but I’d be damned if I didn’t own that shit like Beyonce would want me to.
[H/T: Oh No They Didn't]