The scourge of SantaCon — the "nonsensical Santa Claus convention that happens once a year for absolutely no reason" — is the bane of pretty much every New Yorker, but a boon to voyeurs of badly behaving Santas.
Now, courtesy of aptly nicknamed filmmaker "Peeping John" Wilson comes footage of another naughty SantaCon incident that took place just a few streets away.
Writing in to Bowery Boogie, Wilson claims he witnessed a SantaCon attendee getting his candy cane swirled by a handy little helper in the outward facing vestibule of a Duane Reade at 3rd and 14th.
And he has the Instagram videos to prove it.
Here's the thing: If you're going to be a SantaCon jerk, might as well make it literal.