Dude, what are you doing tonight? Oh, shit, you don't have plans? Awesome, 'cause T-Brah just booked this totally bumping Party Bus for tonight! Seriously, yo: this fucking bus, man, it'll pick you up and take you wherever you want. Like, Murray Hill and the Meatpacking District and all that hotness. But, swear, you're not even gonna want to leave the bus. You can fucking smoke and drink in that bitch, yeah, whatever you want. We're all going, and Rob even called those two strippers — yeah, the Tampa girls, you KNOW it — to come along, 'cause this motherfucker has POLES in it! The entire pledge class is signed up for tonight — aw, God, it's gonna be so awesome.

The Drinks on the Bus: Round After Round [NYT]

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