Just what you've been waiting for: The new issue of Ms. is out today. And right from the cover, it is, as always, a cutting-edge, groundbreaking, transgressive, and incendiary break from traditional gender norms and patriarchal societal roles.
Oh, wait. Never mind. It's just a warmed-over version of the Good Housekeeping's February 2003 cover.
But, hey, we needed another one of those — about as much as a fish needs a bicycle. (Yuk yuk yuk.)