A slew of gems from today's Page Six:

• Which cuckolded cutie suffered an additional heartbreak when she decided to abort her child?

• Which downtown photographer, a descendant of one of the nation's wealthiest families, has his art world pals worried sick about his newfound fixation with shooting heroin?

• Which high-tech billionaire keeps his massive yacht stocked with expensive escorts?

• Which pop strumpet preferred a certain kind of sexual intercourse, which let her technically maintain her virgin status, with her various hookups before she married her current husband?

Oh, how we do love the virginity-saving anal sex logic — like that's going to get you past St. Peter. Anywho, you know the rules: Send us your guesses as to the identities of the above guilty parties and, at the end of the day, we'll run the results. No guesses mean no answers, so put on your slander caps and get to work.

Just Asking [NYP]

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