Those of us who write words for Gawker, Jezebel and Deadspin have an unbelievable safety net: The work of art director Jim Cooke and staff artist Sam Woolley, whose disturbingly good and quickly assembled images turn bad ideas and half-baked concepts into classic posts. Here are some of our favorites from 2013.

By Jim Cooke except where noted. For image sources click through to the original post.

Thatz Not Okay: Cream Puff Savagery; A Spam Artist's Friend's Sister

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The Child That Wouldn't Be Born, and the One That Was

Jeff Bezos Is Buying the Washington Post

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'Cunt' Should Not Be a Bad Word

Sex Robots and Love-Score Apps: This Is the Future of Dating

On Smarm

Confessions Of A Masturbating Video Gamer

Our Kind of Ridiculous: Yous, Me and Blackness as Probable Cause

I Invented a Girlfriend for Myself Because I'm Gay and Wanted to Play Football in College

Understanding the Toughest Anti-Abortion Law in the Country, the 'Arkansas Human Heartbeat Protection Act'

Why Are Dogs Racist? Canine Experts Speak

Here Is a List of All the Assholes Who Own Guns in New York City

Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Max & Ruby

Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Dora The Explorer

You're Fucked, But You're Free: A Message To The Class Of 2013

The 2013 Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

What If The President Were A Cokehead?

The Greatest Rumor Of All Time [image by Sam Woolley]

Pearl-Clutching Alert: Ambitious College Sluts Taking Over Campuses

Bottoms Up! Here's to the End of Sean Delonas

Cheap Bourbons, Ranked [image by Sam Woolley]

Own a Piece of Disgusting Internet History With Your Very Own Goatse Email Address

Twenty-Six Signs You Are Me

Feral, Thieving Mountain Men Keep Emerging from America's Woods, Unwillingly

Bottom Line: How Sports Leagues Crack The Whip On ESPN

What The Hell Do I Do With These Frightening Ghost Peppers? [image by Sam Woolley]

How to Have Sex at Yale

My Life With the Thrill-Clit Cult

Things I Learned at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant [NSFW]

A 'Dear John' Letter From My Boobs

How To Make Thanksgiving For One When You're Stranded by the Storm

Remembering 9/11: An Educational Pageant

Giants Have Too Many Questions For Teddy Bridgewater To Be The Answer [image by Sam Woolley]

Answering a Question No One Asked: 13 Years of Williamsburg in the NYT

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