Way back in July, Page Six ran an item claiming that Zeta Graff, the ex-girlfriend of Paris Hilton's then-fiancée Paris Latsis, attacked Hilton at a London nightclub and attempted to steal Hilton's $4 million necklace. Since then, Graff has filed a $10 million slander suit. While we love ourselves a well-monied catfight, this one is especially entertaining because we get to read depositions from Hilton's publicist, Rob Shuter, and now Hilton herself.

On the last name of a companion named Terry:
"It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas."

On whether or not she knew the Graff story had spread to UK publications:
"No... there is stuff in London." Hilton's lawyer, Larry Stein, jumped in: "London is a U.K. publication." Her retort: "Right. U.K. Whatever."

On why she never saw the republication of the original Page Six article:
"I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is is like French — I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."

Did you catch that? If it's not written in American, Paris wants nothing to do with it. She may be borderline retarded, but at least she's a goddamned patriot.

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