14 Non-Touristy Things Everybody Should Do in NYC

They say that you become a real New Yorker on the day that you tell this Buzzfeed listicle to go fuck itself.

14 Non-Touristy Things Everybody Should Do in NYC

1. Your mom

2. Fuck off

3. Die.

4. Fuck yourself

5. Watch out

6. Fucker

7. Get hit by a bus

8. Fuck you

9. Shit

10. You suck

11. Piss

12. Get fucked

13. Go away

14. Lastly, never forget to appreciate being in the city of dreams.

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