A man trapped in yesterday's snowstorm did exactly what snow-trapped people are supposed to do: He got drunk. He quickly realized, though, that he needed some Taco Bell but he knew that 1) he was too drunk to drive and B) even if he did drive, his hybrid car wouldn't make it through the snow. So he took his plight to Craigslist.
Guys it's snowing like a bitch outside, I've had a few drinks too many, and my sh*tty little hybrid douchemobile can't possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I'll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.
Because this is the way of the world now, the ad went viral, making it all the way to Reddit's frontpage, where the its author made an appearance (under the username "squirrelsoup," natch).
"I ended up taking myself after a bit of sobering up," squirrelsoup wrote. "I am currently nursing my taco baby."
He ordered a "nacho loco taco, a crunchy taco, a soft taco, a chalupa, and some cinnabon bites," in case you were wondering.
[h/t the Daily Dot]