Do Not Piss Off the Oprah

The Oprah is not pleased.
So we've carefully watched James Frey's appearance on Oprah — this morning's live-blog was a paraphrased summary, obviously — and we are, of course, completely in awe of the whole thing. Best. Television. Ever. After the jump, our photographic recap.

[Image via Video Dog.]

Do Not Piss Off the Oprah


"Oprah, I said I was sorry! C'mon!"

Do Not Piss Off the Oprah


The clenched fist knows no forgiveness.

Do Not Piss Off the Oprah


"I believed your little root canal story and told my dentist about it. You made me lie to my dental care provider!"

Do Not Piss Off the Oprah


"I don't support our troops, and I certainly don't support James Frey."

Do Not Piss Off the Oprah


"If I saw that Frey boy, I'd slap the bitch."

Do Not Piss Off the Oprah


"Is reading James Frey really necessary?"

Do Not Piss Off the Oprah


To publisher Nan Talese: "You lied to innocent Harpo staffers!"

Do Not Piss Off the Oprah


"Oprah, I am way too old for this shit."

Do Not Piss Off the Oprah


"Wait, I want to start pointing my finger too!"

Do Not Piss Off the Oprah


Frank Rich arrives: "Hey gang! What's everyone so upset about? Did I miss something? Look, I brought Chex Mix!"