Much as the Eskimos have 472 words for snow, or something like that:

The Unbearable Lightness of CNN

The Unbearable Lightness of CNN

The Unbearable Lightness of CNN

And tonight on 360: Anderson rolls up his sleeves, looks you sqaure in the eye, summons all his moral indignation, and implores you, "Oh, for Christ's sake, just watch the old man kick it already."

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