OK, so we admit it: We sometimes fantasize about our beloved Anderson Cooper, the sexily sanctimonious silver fox of CNN. (Shut up. You do, too.) Recently we've found ourselves taking those fantasies in a leather-daddy direction, and, dagnabit, we realized some visual aids would come in handy. What we'd really love is, say, a video clip of A-Coop dressed in leather and brandishing a whip, perhaps lording it over a short, nebbishy man. O, Internet, can you use your magical powers to deliver this to us?

Thanks, Internet! You're the best!

Anderson Cooper With a Whip [Anderholic's YouTube]
Earlier: Gawker's coverage of Anderson Cooper

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