Yesterday, WGN in Chicago aired a report about students developing an app that will help you expunge your criminal record. Great idea! Another good idea? Clearing your browsing history of any links to masturbation videos before going on the local news.
Alas, this was a lesson learned too late for one of the students, who had both PornHub.com's "squirt" page and a link to this video (NSFW, obviously) saved in her cellphone's bookmarks.