The Blind Item Guessing Game: Threesome Time: Your Answers

We know of no better way to get people's minds off the nastiness of layoffs than by momentarily basking in the joy of a blind item well-guessed. Take another dip in the pool with One Foreboding Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Breaking up is so hard to do, and the aftermath is never pretty. There are so many unanswered questions. Who gets what? Who's to blame? Who will hook up with someone new first? Who will be named in a scandalous, kinky lawsuit? And finally, who cheated? As if divorces weren't ugly enough, things between Julep Jiggle and Driscoll Dreamboat are about get downright abysmal—even though their split occurred some time ago. You see, in the near future, someone's most likely going to file a lawsuit. And in that suit will be highly incriminating conversations about one partner's penchant for extramarital threesomes—so says balking babe with fancy lawyers. This is so exciting, I feel just like Tom Cruise in The Firm!" Read the item.

You say: Your guesses are after the jump:

You say: In a landslide victory accompanied by much "ohmygodthatssoobvious" groaning and rolling of the eyes, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson collected the most guesses. Many also speculated that USC star and Lachey pal Matt Leinart is the quarterback to Driscoll Dreamboat's tight end in their naked, three-way huddle. Oh, football, will you ever stop yielding such delightful, position-related jokes? No, no you will not.

You say: Others receiving votes: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and John Stamos, Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen, Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

And The Andy Dick/Dakota Fanning Memorial “You Also Say” Item Goes To:: Connie Chung and Maury Povich.

Thanks to everyone for playing!